Randomness at its peak

1) In this cruel world,your advice is either noteworthy or shitworthy

2) Me in childhood: Meeting must a great place.People talking on various points and blah blah

    Now: A place where people throw their shit on others.

3) Why the fuck they forced me to attain the email etiquette session? I just replied to my TL's mail        "Abey  attachment kaha hai?"

4)Irony committed suicide when a company hired and paid me for doing work.